A less serious round up of the year's results:

March
Get drunk, form a club

April
Remember to turn up to largest University calendar event of year
Get drunk
Curse twins, wish they'd quit
James beats up girls and newbies to win Sabre

May
Get told to start taking training seriously

June
Decide to do same thing for North Islands as for UniGames
Get Drunk
Curse twins, wish they'd quit
Everyone gets bad results
Get told 'results are just around the corner'
Chris FINALLY gets lucky

July
Start taking training seriously
James win's Auckland sabre title (Hamish is away)
James decides to 'start doing sabre again'
Everyone gets bad results
Get told 'results are just around the corner'

August
Start rec centre course
30 beginners
20 beginners
10 beginners
4 beginners
2 beginners
what beginners?

September
James bombs Auckland Champs, think's he's the worst fencer in the world
Angus loses to Nick two hours later, takes James' title
Get told 'results are just around the corner' (what bloody corner!)

October
Team crosses Tasman to fence Aussie Nationals
James ruins Jonathan's life (1st time)
Pickworth Foil
Jonny finally beats Hamish (good work Jonny!)
James ruins Jonathan's life (2nd time)
Chris thinks he has a chance (nope)
Angus FINALLY fences epee
National Champs - wonder where twins are?
James finally beats the old guy (finally)
James doesn't sleep, trading it for drinks and spa
James finally beats Hamish (wrong weapon)
Get told 'results are just around the corner' (but the season is over!)
Everyone talks about Chris all weekend

November
University club's two members win both Auckland Swords titles